We'll ask the Mayor to follow you on Twitter, retweet your "I'm moving to Miami" tweet, as well as arrange a coffee meeting.

Choose between a membership to a local crossfit gym or Barry's passes.

Get a special intro to the owners of both E11EVEN and LIV and a VIP pass.

Despite not having a Michelin Guide, Miami has plenty of good food. You won't miss sourdough at all.

You'll be able to explain why Art Deco is underrated at Art Basel in no time at all.

This included organic spray bottle should keep the mosquitoes away for a little while.

You can't tan in a fleece jacket. A local stylist will acquire palm prints, Versace jungle prints, and guayaberas for you.

Your Tesla won't get you any looks here. You'll need a Lambo or at least a Porsche.

Get a dozen hours on a private jet to temporarily whisk you away if you get tired of the sun.

You've moved on from the concept of fractional ownership and can't be seen at the NetJets lounge.

Upgrade from your three bedroom Bay Area residence to a six bedroom, seven bath beachside mansion .

Your fast track into the social fabric of Miami.